My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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