I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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