making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We had sex on a dog bed..
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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