I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
If its not for food we ain't going out.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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