big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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