And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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