No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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