This is the prime rib incident all over again
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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