We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
How does it feel to date your dad?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Randomize
