You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
