the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
