I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize