Having a random hookup so left but love u
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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