im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
This is the high leading the old right now
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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