Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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