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I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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