her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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