puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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