Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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