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I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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