Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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