I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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