Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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