Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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