Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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