Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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