So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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