are you still at the devil's house?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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