they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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