Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Small penises have feelings too.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Randomize
