You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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You came to the right person.
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