he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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