I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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