you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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