I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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