thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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