Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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