Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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