She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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