Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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