I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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