So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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