cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
it's great music for shaving your balls
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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