ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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