my mouth tastes like poor choices
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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