She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Are we still banned from the library?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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