i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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