I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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