this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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