You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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