First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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