am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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