he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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