I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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