Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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