Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Alive.
So much puke
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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