I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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