I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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