You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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