You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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