I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
