I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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