He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize