The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Everything about him screamed your future.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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