i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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