doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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